Today, I really felt like writing but couldn't really stick to an idea or thought to write about. However, after my friend informed me of the winners of this year's 2009 MTV Movie Awards, there was no way I was not going to angrily rant on why watching this awards show is quite possibly the biggest waste of anyone's time. So here are the reasons why people should not be allowed to vote for movie awards:
(Note: Winners are in bold)
REASON 1: BEST MOVIE
Twilght
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
Who could POSSIBLY think that Twilight was best movie? Out of all of those movies, I would even want to argue that it was the WORST.
REASON 2: BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Zac Efron, High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Christian Bale, The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf, Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel, Fast & Furious
Even the choices given here are ridiculous. Vin Diesel? You might as well add Paul Walker's brilliant performance into the mix as well. How about MIke Meyers for Love Guru too?
REASON 3: BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart, Twilight
Angelina Jolie, Wanted
Anne Hathaway, Bride Wars
Kate Winslet, The Reader
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Among all those female performances, I don't even understand how Kristen Stewart's performance could even be REMOTELY close to being on the same level... This is like saying Miley Cyrus is as hot as Megan Fox. Not even if she got hit by a bus would this comparison even be equal.
REASON 4: BEST FIGHT
Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, Twilight
Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson, Bride Wars
Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss, Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride, Pineapple Express
TWILIGHT??? For Best FIGHT? I would argue that EVEN Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson had a more epic of a fight in Bride Wars. Two absolutely insane women going at it sounds better than horrible special effects. I would rather watch an argument between Jon and Kate than watch the fight from Twilight, at least Jon and Kate is somewhat entertaining.
REASON 5: BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE, FEMALE
Ashley Tisdale, High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!
Freida Pinto, Slumdog Millionaire
Kat Dennings, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens, High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Even the choices suck. If anything it should have been Freida Pinto. They must have had a bunch of seven year old who only watched these movies to pick the choices.
REASON 6: BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE, MALE
Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Ben Barnes, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Role Models
Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire
Taylor Lautner, Twilight
I am sorry but how could Dev Patel lose and how are two people from twilight even choices???
REASON 7: BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE
Miley Cyrus "The Climb", Hannah Montana: The Movie
A.R. Raham "Jai Ho", Slumdog Millionaire
Bruce Springsteen "The Wrestler", The Wrestler
Paramore "Decode", Twilight
This one just took the cake. MILEY CYRUS????????? Best SONG? How is that even a song. I could rant for hours on why Miley Cyrus is not a real artist who does not make real music and should stop continuing to produce anything that is associated with music for the sake of all humankind.
Well there you have. The only good thing that might have came from this awards show was Bruno attacking Eminem's homophobia (Go search it if you want. It is pretty hilarious).
Good Night.
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